I have all the time in the world! It's the best present of all. I got three p'taters, a bucket full'a peli-cans, and Satan! (If you know where this comes from then God help you) I also got me "Tuxicity" by Richard Cheese and "Director's Cut" by Fantomas, Hamlet in Klingon, Cologne (Gucci Envy...for men), an Egyptian trinket from Green Earth, and some old second-hand computer games. And a few bucks for good measure.
As for DVD's, I got Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy and The Big Lebowski.
Off topic, has anybody here heard of a Frighteners Signature Edition? Not the greatest movie ever, yet nonetheless something I wouldn't mind unwrapping: It's supposed to be an LOTR-esque treatment of the film containing a five-hour documentary describing every aspect of production in detail, in addition to commentary from Peter Jackson. I can just picture the drool running down Untamed Aggression's chin as his pupils widen into dinner plates. Too bad it isn't on DVD (can anyone confirm this?) last I heard it was on laserdisc.
However, the greatest gift would be sleep, but unfortunately, it hasn't arrived yet.
Or an S-Mart Ash action figure.
Or a gorilla.
That would be cool.




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